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the goose 
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 Topic: My GOD !! What have I done !! Please HelpPosted: July-19-2007 at 4:52am |
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Recently as some of you may know I have purchase my first boat. Not just any boat but a 1998 SN 196 GT 40.
It is not as fancy as the others, no towers or excessive lighting no big stereo etc,, just kinda " plain Jane " if you know what I mean. As I mentioned on my only other post that I just love to be around my boat ! I love polishing it,, steam cleaning the carpets working on the interior etc,,, I jokingly said I love my boat more than my wife ! Here is what is freaking me out ! I like many of you here , have a busy life ,,,, I have 2 kids a wife , work long hours and have 4 family pets, I came home from work yesterday and got supper ready for the kids of which were getting ready for a sleep over at there friends place. I drove them over to there friend's house and headed back home to,,, you guessed it work on the boat. My wife comes home to find me in the garage talking dirty to my boat while waxing it using such phrases as " bet you like that baby " and " let daddy get that dirty pond scum off your belly " which I believe is perfectly normal thing to say while waxing your boat. Well my wife decides to pay " sex kitten " on me. She asks if she could help me with some of the rewiring I am doing ,,, OK whats up,, you hate my boat ,, you tolerate it because you see the fun the kids have on it but that about it. I shockingly say OK She moves to the end of the trailer and bends over to purposely reveal she has taken off her panties from under her skirt!!! She them makes a comment about the heat and unbuttons her blouse to reveal yep you guessed it,,, no bra !!! She then winks at me and say perhaps I would like to fiddle around with her " wiring harness " We don't have allot of quality time alone for the extra stuff,,, you know sex,,, let alone the greatest form of sex a married couple can have that being " the kids are away no holds barred sex " But there she stood,, my wife randy as hell asking for it !! The kids are gone for the night just her and I and a drawer full of toys !! I,,,I ,,I ,,,I, told her that I had to finish the wiring first !!! My god I turned down " kids are away no holds barred sex " for wiring brake and turn signals SOME BODY SHOOT ME !! WHAT HAVE I BECOME !! Not only that but after wiring I put another coat of wax on the bow before going in to receive the cold shoulder from my wife for the rest of the night . OH Well at least she gleams and has a safe trailer to ride on God ,, Please fellow SN owners help me Kindest regards The Goose |
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79nautique
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 5:15am |
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Dude your a f**king homo
Hollywood, Quinner have at the lame basterd. Boy you should have bent her over on the motor box and went to town, guess homo's would rather polish something alone by hand. Please don't post any more real men are only allowed here, well other than Ken but sh*t he would have hammer it too. 
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eric lavine
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:00am |
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nothing more needs to be said, 79 covered it, Just remember Goose... if you dont talk her somebody else will, keep it up and you'll be picking up the kids on the weekend
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Morfoot
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:37am |
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Goose, After a stunt like that I think "your you know what is cooked!" If you thought she hated the boat before, you ain't seen nothing yet. Don't be too surprised if she say's " Either the boat goes or I go. YOUR CHOICE!"
You'd better blame that on on hanging too close to the gas tank vent for too long and got loopy from that. Good Luck my friend, you gonna need it! |
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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BuffaloBFN
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:46am |
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Happy Wife = Happy Life!
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backfoot100
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 11:29am |
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Boat sex is the best you could imagine. 79 is right, you should a just had at her over the engine cover. It's padded, actually quite comfy and just the right height, if you know what I mean! You deserve the cold shoulder after that and hot tounge too. If you've been married for any amount of time, those type opportunities don't present themselves very often. You really poked the pooch on this one.
Now she's even more pissed about the boat then she was before, and it'll take even more time for her to accept that. You definitely have some damage control to do on this one. |
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When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded.
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stang72
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:23pm |
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Better take her out on the lake el-pronto and show her some doghouse style rompin and hope she forgets the earlier f***up! And I do mean el-pronto!
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The Dude
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:37pm |
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yep, this is a great forum.
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nates78ski
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:37pm |
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You don't even have to be married to know that you should take full advantage of opportunities like that. My god man!!! this is one of the Few times I'll actually completely agree with 79's comments, ha ha. chances are, you'll never get that chance again if she already hated your boat before the incident... This is the whole reason why i got a boat... a 19 yr old (at the time) with HIS OWN BOAT...yeah, that sh*t works man.
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nates78ski
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:38pm |
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But do you have any pictures of the boat/ wife? so we can see...
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GottaSki
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:47pm |
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You think she hated the boat before?
Cripes how did you get the kids in the first place. |
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Riley
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:58pm |
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That's a missed opportunity that will probably never present itself again.
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stang72
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:01pm |
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Put it this way...would ya rather be driving it by yourself with one hand on the throttle and the other on your d*ck...or driving with one hand on the throttle and her hand on your d*ck?????
Don't let it happen a second time! |
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jon4pres
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:03pm |
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How do you want us to help?
You missed the oppritunity and have to live with that for the rest of your life. There is a better chance of someone on here helping out your wife  than you.
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81nautique
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:08pm |
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You blew it Bud. She's still got the toys and all you've got is your hand. Wax on...wax off,, again
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You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails
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stang72
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:08pm |
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Goose...I hope you have thick skin! Your going to get more hammering here....take it like a man , learn your lesson and go do the right thing! Mend your ways and things will be ok...she will forgive you and we will to....of couse we will never let you forget though!!!!
Shake it off and go her her boy! |
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:11pm |
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This is definitely one post that needed some pics!!
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Dank
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:36pm |
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I was having a hard time understanding the story, then I realized, ahhhh he's Canadian :)
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Hollywood
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:51pm |
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This can't possibly be real. I'll assume you're only a 2 pump chump anyways, so you should have put the wax down for a few seconds and taken care of business.
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tjlake
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:58pm |
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Goose, I'm gonna try and help you out...here goes:
Try this logic: How long does it take to wax, shine, enjoy the boat? vs. How long would it have taken you to take care of mama? My guess is you should have taken the 15 minute break from waxing, done your husbandly duty, then back to the boat. (all without leaving the boathouse, I might add). Guess this is why Keith added the category "newbie" |
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NAUTI84
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 3:45pm |
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Hmmmm, the word "STUPID" comes to mind - Twice!
Once for blowing the opportunity & then for posting about it! How did Gump say it? "Stupid is as Stupid does" 
Geez Goose, what did ya end up with? A good wax job? Respect from anyone here? Get your priorities straight my friend! |
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Johnny
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:10pm |
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I hope to God that this story isn't real, and if it is...next time it happens get her on a quick flight to Chicago and we'll run a PLBC train on her. After we're done with her, she probably won't be "bothering" you much anymore. And while she's away you can have some alone time with your boat. Maybe you should try sticking your d*ck in the exhaust if you love it so much.
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todicus
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:35pm |
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This has got to be a joke......... who would post a story like that and be seriously looking for help ?
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Hollywood
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:46pm |
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nates78ski
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 5:20pm |
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 6:34pm |
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This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.
What else can be said that hasn't already?..except thanks for the laugh Goose. Goose-ing your wife has a new meaning after today... |
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Nautique2001
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 6:35pm |
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Hey gentlemen, I was hanging on to every word in the initial post. You know me better than that, you know what I would have done it that case. Where's the love, guys?
Post some pics! Ken |
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 7:19pm |
Gooses wife is asking the same thing! |
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When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded.
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eric lavine
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 8:30pm |
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pass this on to the wife, 330-273-8291
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Posted: July-19-2007 at 8:37pm |
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I think I have seen her picture online....
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