monday funnies

Subject: Misunderstanding



             >
             > The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
in this congregation has
             > spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one
             > which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not in tend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who did this to Stand and ask forgiveness
             > from God and this Christian Family."
             >
             > No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and
             > admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you
             > will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again all was quiet.
             >
             > Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blond with a body
that would stop traffic rose
             > from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke,
             > "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a
             > member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of
my friends that you were
             > a wizard under the sheets."
             >
             > The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and
the Congregation roared!