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    Posted: November-29-2007 at 4:36pm
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like sh*t .'
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote todicus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-29-2007 at 10:02pm
Funny stuff Quinn........ IF Jack was on an African Safari riding and elephant, and got stuck trying to get down, would you help Jack off the elephant ?

Or..... maybe if Jack was riding Hollywood, would you help Jack off Hollywood ? Or both ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote boat dr Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-29-2007 at 10:20pm
todicus, thought Quinner was a sick puppy,well I knew this after Green Lake.
But you are falling in line with his type of humor.
They have places for guys like you "BUDDY"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote todicus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-29-2007 at 10:41pm
Cum on Boat Dr......... it's time you came out of the closet and let your hair down.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jbear Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-30-2007 at 1:54am
dr; After spending time with CQ in North Carolina...I KNOW he is one sick puppy.

john
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AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"...
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I got a big closet and no hair............
I Surround my self with look alikes........
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Great come back B dr....... closet sicky.........

bring on the dirt my friend
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