How the fight started.

Seems to be a little bickering between some of us here............ Maybe this will get a laff or 2.

   "Tis the season to be JOLLY! "





HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just - get - sooo - stressed and life - stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'

. . . and that's when the fight started . .

Morfoot,
I used your joke this morning during my AM meeting on 75 tired delivery drivers (it's the season). It worked, thanks. I just hope none of the vertically challenged complain to HR about it. One more week Till Christmas.

i fist fight with my brother on a regular basis, and the next day you wouldve never known it has happened (except for all the black eyes i give him) jk
its funny how anymore people flip you off for the stupidist things anymore, i get more dirty looks in the car. i have yet to ever flip anyone off....the computer dont count

Eric do not be too hard on yourself. The written word is sometimes hard to comprehend.But in your case I will just say one word...............


             "SLOW"


      Merry Christmas to All

Eric,

Have you been sniffing and drinking too much transmission fluid again?




By the way that buddy I mentioned to you via the phone conversation we had about a couple of months is planning on sending you nis tranny. He said he'd call you Monday. His name is Charlie Gehlhaus and my regular ski bud. I referred him to you and told him that you'd take care of him.

WE FINALLY GOT SOME RAIN IN ATLANTA!!!!!

Now it's freaking cold outside! Don't see how you guys up North deal with this. Lots of soup and long john's I guess.

Riley,
Where is it 7 degrees and open water??

Okay Guy's here is another one................




A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car.

She was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.


The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.


The blonde driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.


"What does my driver's license look like?" she finally asked.     

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."


The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it

and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.


The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,


"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Riley
Not even for a cruise in the boat? I would have to make sure the boat had a heated garage to stay in if I had open water, even all I did was take the boat out for a ride.