Top 10 Reasons this is last GL Reunion.

Top 10 reasons this will be the last GL Reunion:

10. Alan already wins best of show every year, and that's before he finishes the Hurricane.
9.   Benjamin family counselors have recommended that they be cut off from their addictions.
8. Record for distance travelled by Lewy won't be broken.
7. Speed record set by JinNY shouldn't be broken (and probably shouldn't even be attempted).
6. Southern guys complain that shrinkage lasts for months.
5. Two words - monkey tour.
4. Like the legislature, we're leaving the state of Wisconsin.
3. Face it, most of this crowd is too old to be making ski pyramids.
2. Old timers are complaining that we don't "keep it original" .
1. Who the hell knows.

Actually, who the hell cares. We've still got 1 more GL left. It looks like the guys have put together the nicest event ever. Quit being bums, get off your butts and sign up. Great boats, great people, Music, Tents, BBQs, fish fry, swag, volleyball, pasty white natives. GL rocks! Don't miss out.

BKH

Why the "Last GL" hype? It's just the last SANCTIONED GL. Sheezus.