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    Posted: October-26-2006 at 10:41am
Al>>>> > > >>>>Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for
>>> you?"
>>>> > >"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
>>>> > >marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it >>>> > >inside
>>>> them
>>>> > >logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>>>> > >"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>>>> > > >>>>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
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>>>> > >search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust >>>> > >open
>>>> > >every piece of wood, but find no marijua na. They sneer at Virgil >>>> > >and
>>>> > >leave.
>>>> > > >>>>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This
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>>>> > >Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"
>>>> > >"Did they chop your firewood?"
>>>> > >"Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>>>> > > >>>>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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>>>> >
ittle humor from down south.........boatdr
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haha love it!
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Why doesn't former rep Foley use bookmarks?
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He likes to bend his pages over.

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You know your a red neck when your wife calls you cuz...
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You know your a red neck when...you have to sell the wheels off your house to pay the rent..
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If your home is mobile but your car is not, then...
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Here's a redneck, though I have to call BS on the photo even though the shodowing job is top notch (boat shadow on the road):

I'd rather have a bottle-in-front-of-me than a frontal-lobotomy.

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poster112 I don't think that is a photo shop picture and is the real deal, the reflection, picture under the rail, there's a lot more than just the shadow to look at.
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. . . If you get divorced, you're still brother and sister.

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Originally posted by bkhallpa$$ bkhallpa$$ wrote:

. . . If you get divorced, you're still brother and sister.

BKH


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What does a redneck right before he dies?




















Hey ya all watch this!
Work to live, not live to work.
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UUHHHMMMMMM you have that a little wrong most don't know how to write to start with and that is what they say not write.


Whatch a little more Blue Collar TV or visit the Jeff Foxworthy store south of Atlanta on I-75.
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You know you are a Red neck when your cousin.. oops... I mean.. wife has more kids then teeth...
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Yeee Haaaaww!!!!


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What do Rednecks like to do on Halloween?
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RED NECKS have boats too
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i love rednecks, and proud to be born and raised from the south!
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,

"I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...and than a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"




ya'll may not see the homer in this, but i do............... boat dr
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nice one!
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Dang, I done f*cked up my wheels.
Don't worry momma, that'll buff out.
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lol.................keep it going!
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Enjoy
























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Two rednecks are drinkin' beer in a Hooters, one of them spots a beautiful woman across the room choking on a Buffalo wing. The redneck leaps into action, grabs the woman and spins her around, yanks down her shorts and runs his tongue up her butt crack. She immediately spit out the chicken bone. The redneck returns to his table where his buddy says, "I've heard about that hind lick maneuver but I've never seen it in action!"

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Redneck boat Alarm

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