Second Opinion
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Topic: Second Opinion
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Second Opinion
Date Posted: November-21-2011 at 2:21pm
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Subject: Fwd: Second Opinion > > > The doctor said, 'Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The > bad news is that it will require castration. > > You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on > your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way > to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' > > I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I > had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was > without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was > missing an important part of Myself. As I walked down the street, I > realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning > and live a new life. > > I saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new > suit...' > > I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' > > The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.' > > I laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' > > 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. > > I tried on the suit it fitted perfectly. > > As I, admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new > shirt?' > > I thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' > > The salesman eyed me and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' > > I was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' > > 'Been in the business 60 years.' > > I tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly. > > I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about > some new underwear?' > > I thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' > > The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36. > > I laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years > old.' > > The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would > press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one > hell of a headache.' > > > > > > > > New suit - $400 > > New shirt - $36 > > New underwear - $15 > > Second Opinion - PRICELESS ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: Okie Boarder
Date Posted: November-21-2011 at 2:46pm
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: November-21-2011 at 7:00pm
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Posted By: DrStevens
Date Posted: November-23-2011 at 5:27pm
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