Loisiana Cop Story
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Topic: Loisiana Cop Story
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Loisiana Cop Story
Date Posted: January-23-2007 at 9:52pm
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Louisiana DEPUTY VS. LAWYER
Only in Louisiana my friends.... Only in Louisiana ..... Too bad...... A lawyer runs a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy; because, he is a lawyer from New York , and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Louisiana . He decides to prove this to himself, and have some fun at the deputy's expense. Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the s#@t out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: copcraft
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 12:23am
| Perfect! |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 7:32am
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I hope I never see that cop.... Again !!! ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: The Lake
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 7:34am
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It's not what you know . . . it's who
------------- Walk on Water www.coldwater.me http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=775&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1966&yrend=1970 - 69 Ski Nautique |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 7:47am
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A true Rodney king story, ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 11:03am
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hahah,,, you've always got something Boatdr.
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 4:06pm
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that was great, see he shouldn't have tried to out smart the cop. ------------- http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s95/buckethead1236/Barefooter6-10-09002.jpg" rel="nofollow - MY 87BFN |
Posted By: Root
Date Posted: January-24-2007 at 5:58pm
 Bet that lawyer turned around and hauled his a$$ back to NY.------------- RootRacing |
Posted By: backfoot100
Date Posted: January-25-2007 at 8:11am
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You know what the old saying is;
This country is run by lawyers. This one should have kept running! |
Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: January-25-2007 at 8:44am
Doc, you didn't even spell your own state right!  ------------- |