St. Patty,s Toast
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Topic: St. Patty,s Toast
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: St. Patty,s Toast
Date Posted: March-20-2007 at 9:47am
Happy St. Patricks Day!!!!!
Mark O'Kelley hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was your toast?"
Mark said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, Mark!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of Mark's drinking
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "Mark won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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boat dr
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Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: March-20-2007 at 11:24am
hahaha one of your best Doc.
Nate
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Nathan
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