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The Dude 
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 Topic: The First Christmas Joke Of The YearPosted: December-06-2007 at 1:19am |
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Thanks Doc.
There's nothing like the Christmas season...the silent majesty of a winter's morn...the clean, cool chill of the holiday air...an ***hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... |
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Posted: December-05-2007 at 9:19pm |
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This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...... |
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