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eric lavine ![]() Grand Poobah ![]() Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413 |
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If we could only say what we thought, what happened to free speech, i love the joke (truth) btw
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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BuffaloBFN ![]() Grand Poobah ![]() ![]() Joined: June-24-2007 Location: Gainesville,GA Status: Offline Points: 6094 |
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That's a mouthful and the truth!!! Kudos 75 |
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05 210 ![]() Platinum Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February-17-2006 Location: Southern Maine Status: Offline Points: 1481 |
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75 Tique ![]() Grand Poobah ![]() ![]() Joined: August-12-2004 Location: Seven Lakes, NC Status: Offline Points: 6132 |
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sad but true, but if Hill or Barack get in, we ain't seen nuthin yet.
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nates78ski ![]() Platinum Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January-24-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1041 |
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hahahaha
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backfoot100 ![]() Platinum Member ![]() Joined: January-03-2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1897 |
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A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says . . . "Probably at work!!!!!!! |
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When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded.
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