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eric lavine 
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 Topic: Puzzling questionPosted: December-28-2006 at 7:40am |
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since everyone is bored I need an answer for my wife and figured who better to ask then the guys on this site, well most of them anyways. anyways she wants to know why men get married and I am stumped and need help on why... be nice
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Morfoot
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 8:14am |
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Several reasons.
1. Good looking woman to drive your boat while you ski. 2. Good looking woman to launch and retrieve you in your boat. 3. Good looking woman to ride with while your in your boat. 4. Good looking woman to provide you with your children to play with in your boat. Just joking ladies!!!! I love my wife and enjoy the whole boating experience more having her with me. Nothing better than having your best friend with you all the time who loves boating, skiing, swimming, looks great in a bikini, and will drink an ice cold brew with you. It just don't get ANY better than that!!! |
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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bkhallpass
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 9:30am |
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A man gets married when he realizes the woman he is dating is too good for him (and about 1000 less noble reasons). BKH
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nates78ski
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 10:07am |
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Haha I like that BKH, kinda like a "lock em up before they realize it" kinda thing, hahaha
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75 Tique
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 10:17am |
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life long soulmate....oops, wrong thread
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Shell88
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 12:02pm |
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Eric, you're married, what's your reason?
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tnplicky
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 2:13pm |
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2nd income helps put gas in the boat!
Besides, with someone else to do the dishes, it leaves more time for skiing. On the serious side... I second "Morfoot" (especially #2 - it's always fun to watch the trailer zig zag down the ramp for 5 minutes as I finish the last beer!) 
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hspore
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Posted: December-28-2006 at 9:17pm |
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I'm with Morfoot too. Having your best friend enjoy the same things that you do is awesome. Then there's the saying, " a man is not complete until he is married, then he's finished."
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-29-2006 at 7:41am |
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Heath, I thought you were on shakey ground there for a while,
Shell88 that is your first post....why the interest in this topic? |
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hspore
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Posted: December-29-2006 at 8:28am |
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Eric, since the girlie photos have seemed to go by the wayside lately, I'm in better standing. She's not the jealous type, but like most women she doesn't see why men like to window shop so much. I redeemed myself at Christmas with buying her a nice watch. I should be good for a while.
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Morfoot
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Posted: December-29-2006 at 8:46am |
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That is just want of those things that women don't understand. Unless you have a VERY understanding wife then the standard rule applies.
WIFE..... If you married to me and I give you all that you need ( in any fashion) then why do you feel the need to look at another woman? Sound familier to anyone? It's just one of those things you have to deal with. HUSBAND...... I was just being thankful of how lucky I am to have you as my wife and that your so much prettier and sexier than she is!!! Just don't get busted lookin and you won't have to be put in that position or you can tell her " It's a guy thing.......you wouldn't understand!!" |
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"Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman"
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83SN2001
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Posted: December-29-2006 at 4:59pm |
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Mine because she backs the boat trailer straighter than anybody on the planet.
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Posted: December-29-2006 at 8:55pm |
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I agree with 83......Mrs jbear can drive and recover the boat better than many a guy. She looks lots better in a bathing suit than most of the guys I ski with as well. She never complains and never wants to go in early. She never drinks my last, coldest beer either.
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Posted: December-29-2006 at 11:06pm |
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Moorfoot is right. Life wouldn't be as good without Mrs Dude. She rocks. can ski the course at 15 off, can back trailer and drive straight. Skiing and boathing wouldn't be nearly as good without her. She doesn't drink beer at all, only wine. She... well, you know we're all predjudiced...but I'm grateful to ahve a woman like her.
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Posted: December-30-2006 at 12:41am |
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Totally agree with BKH.
My wife does not ski(nor do I really),She occasionally wakeboards somewhat unsuccessfully,she can't much back up a car,never mind a trailer,and she doesn't particularly care to drive the boat.....but she does.Anytime I ask her to.She puts everyone else ahead of herself,always,and has a heart bigger than any boat I could buy.(I think she looks hot in a bikini,too.) I don't know why a man really gets married.I would have to guess that everyone on this site who's married just knew it was the right thing to do.Someday Hollywood will feel the same way  .
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Posted: December-30-2006 at 7:47pm |
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Why have all the women when you can have just one, oh wait that's not right it's why have just one when you can have them all.
05 210 hit the nail on the head you just know you got the one for you when you find her. To keep someone else from finding her, there's only one way to claim her. That's why men get married. |
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eric lavine
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Posted: December-31-2006 at 8:57am |
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I hav'nt forgot about this post
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 9:46am |
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There are some interesting theories in here... I will take notes.
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 2:56pm |
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like bringin a sandwhich to a smorgasbord.
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 3:35pm |
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Marriage
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Henny Youngman Marriage Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde Marriage Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries! Mike Myers Wayne's World 
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 3:55pm |
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every man reaches a point in his life where he just dont want to think for himself anymore, so he gets married!
hollywood..dont do it, but if you do, put your boat in your moms name first! 
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 9:01pm |
Ken, Apparently Patricia does not browse this forum.....?? Nonetheless,let's get together for a beer while I'm unemployed,have a bunch of free time,and my wife is supporting my lazy a$$.OOOHH,maybe that's why I married her
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 9:15pm |
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Mike: I have always wondered if Patricia is ever on here. She must be very understanding if she is.
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Posted: January-02-2007 at 9:30pm |
Maybe we should send her an e-mail with some of Ken's pics he's posted?Nah,that might ruin it for the rest of us!! She's very nice,why she puts up with him we'll never know
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