And you thought Rednecks were dumb

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   Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for 

>>> you?" 

>>>> > >"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' 

>>>> > >marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it >>>> > >inside 

>>>> them 

>>>> > >logs, but he's hidin' it there." 

>>>> > >"Thank you very much for the call, sir." 

>>>> > > >>>>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. 

>>> They 

>>>> > >search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust >>>> > >open 

>>>> > >every piece of wood, but find no marijua na. They sneer at Virgil >>>> > >and 

>>>> > >leave. 

>>>> > > >>>>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This 

>>>> here's 

>>>> > >Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" 

>>>> > >"Did they chop your firewood?" 

>>>> > >"Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" 

>>>> > > >>>>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). 

>>>> > 

>>>> > 

>>>> > 

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boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: And you thought Rednecks were dumb Posted: January-03-2007 at 8:58am
	Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for >>> you?" >>>> > >"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' >>>> > >marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it >>>> > >inside >>>> them >>>> > >logs, but he's hidin' it there." >>>> > >"Thank you very much for the call, sir." >>>> > > >>>>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. >>> They >>>> > >search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust >>>> > >open >>>> > >every piece of wood, but find no marijua na. They sneer at Virgil >>>> > >and >>>> > >leave. >>>> > > >>>>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This >>>> here's >>>> > >Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" >>>> > >"Did they chop your firewood?" >>>> > >"Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" >>>> > > >>>>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). >>>> > >>>> > >>>> >
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Hollywood Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: February-04-2004 Location: Twin Lakes, WI Status: Offline Points: 13523	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hollywood Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:07am
	repeat? still a good one however.

boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:21am
	Sorry 'bout that,it was so good i had to do it again.................boat dr
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

nates78ski Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: January-24-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1041	Post Options Post Reply Quote nates78ski Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:45am
	haha yeah i was like wait... have i seen this one on here before or somewhere else? but nonetheless, still a great one! Now get to work boat dr!!! haha Nate
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farmer Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: July-23-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 442	Post Options Post Reply Quote farmer Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-05-2007 at 8:20pm
	So,boat dr. That was a compliment when you called me a redneck? That guy in your story sure seemed real smart. Farmer

boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-06-2007 at 6:50am
	farmer, words and names, to me, dont really matter.like the old saying I don't care what you call me ,just call me for supper..... Glad you liked the story,even tho it was a repeat.Hope the holidays were good,and the wind always is at your back............
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

farmer Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: July-23-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 442	Post Options Post Reply Quote farmer Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-06-2007 at 8:58am
	thanks boat dr,same to you. I was jk. I work in a machine shop with 50 other guys. You learn how to take a joke real quick in that kind of setting. Farmer

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