funny story

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by
the school
   playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car
and saw Daddy and
   Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting
   that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell
   his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
   into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
   Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
   helped Daddy take his pants off, and then Aunt Jane........" At this
   point Mommy cut him off and said "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story,
   suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
   Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

   At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
   Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car
   go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
   Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane
   helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
   the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
   Army." Mommy fainted!
   Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you   
interrupt!!!