Seven Degrees of Cajun

>> FIRST DEGREE
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>> Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at two in the
>>
>> morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How
>>
>> should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. His wife
>> asked,
>>
>> Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't know -- some man wanting to
>>
>> know if the coast is clear."
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>>
>>
>> SECOND DEGREE
>>
>> Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
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>> sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror
>> and
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>> says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here,
>> let
>>
>> me see!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks
>> in
>>
>> the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
>>
>>
>>
>> THIRD DEGREE
>>
>> Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a
>>
>> gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he
>> finds
>>
>> her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls
>> out the
>>
>> gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and
>> puts
>>
>> it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"   Boudreaux
>> replies, "Shut
>>
>> up! You're next!"
>>
>>
>>
>> FOURTH DEGREE
>>
>> Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly
>>
>> said, "Go ahead and ask me; I know all of them." A friend said, "OK,
>> what's
>>
>> the capital of Wisconsin?" Boudreaux replied, "Oh, that's easy, W."
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>>
>>
>> FIFTH DEGREE
>>
>> What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
>>
>> "Is it mine?"
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>>
>>
>> SIXTH DEGREE
>>
>> Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his U.S.
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>> government class. The professor suddenly asked him, "Do you know what
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>> Roe vs. Wade was about?" Boudreaux pondered the question and finally
>>
>> replied, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he
>>
>> crossed the Delaware."
>>
>>
>>
>> SEVENTH DEGREE
>>
>> Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house broken
>>
>> Into and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once to report the
>> crime.
>>
>> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit,
>> patrolling
>>
>> nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the
>> house,
>> with
>>
>> his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the
>> sight
>> of the
>>
>> cop and his dog, then sank down on the steps. Putting his face in his
>> hands, he
>>
>> moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the
>> police
>> for help
>>
>> and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"






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