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quinner
Grand Poobah Joined: October-12-2005 Location: Unknown Status: Offline Points: 5828 |
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Posted: November-29-2007 at 4:36pm |
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.' 'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like sh*t .' |
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todicus
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Funny stuff Quinn........ IF Jack was on an African Safari riding and elephant, and got stuck trying to get down, would you help Jack off the elephant ?
Or..... maybe if Jack was riding Hollywood, would you help Jack off Hollywood ? Or both ? |
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boat dr
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todicus, thought Quinner was a sick puppy,well I knew this after Green Lake.
But you are falling in line with his type of humor. They have places for guys like you "BUDDY" |
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todicus
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Cum on Boat Dr......... it's time you came out of the closet and let your hair down.
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jbear
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dr; After spending time with CQ in North Carolina...I KNOW he is one sick puppy.
john |
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"Loud pipes save lives"
AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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boat dr
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I got a big closet and no hair............
I Surround my self with look alikes........ roflmao |
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todicus
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Great come back B dr....... closet sicky.........
bring on the dirt my friend |
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