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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman! |
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Play hard, life's not a trial run.
'85 BFN '90 BFN White Lake, Michigan |
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PAPA
Senior Member Joined: October-06-2009 Location: Fremont, In Status: Offline Points: 202 |
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and my wife wonders why I read this board
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Kristof
Grand Poobah Joined: October-08-2007 Location: Bree, Belgium Status: Offline Points: 3397 |
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Q: Why don't women fart...? A: They don't shut up long enough to obtain the required pressure... |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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OverMyHead
Grand Poobah Joined: March-14-2008 Location: MN Status: Offline Points: 4861 |
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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A Minnesota GIRL
The first cousin married a woman from Massachusetts . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second cousin married a woman from Florida . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Minnesota . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. |
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For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats.
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The Lake
Platinum Member Joined: May-13-2005 Location: Lk Winnebago MO Status: Offline Points: 1157 |
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Eric, always knew you were a charmer.
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hasbeenskier
Platinum Member Joined: May-23-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1116 |
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I might think it...but it would never cross my lips.
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eric lavine
Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413 |
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honey whats on the tv?, dust
honey,i need someting that does 0 to 150 in 3 seconds, get a scale Joe and mindy went to walmarts, Joe threw a 12 packer in the cart, Mindy asked, what are you doing we are on a budget, and Joe reluctantly put the 12 pack back. they both headed to the cosmetic department and mindy added to the cart some new lipstick, eye liner, powder totaling $22.00. Joe upset asked i thought we were on a budget? we are but dont you want me to look pretty for you? joe's answer, thats what the 12 pack was for |
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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