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Kristof 
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 Topic: GUTS OR BALLSPosted: October-02-2008 at 6:01pm |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
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HM302
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Posted: October-01-2008 at 11:14pm |
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thats funny...you may stay alive but injured having the guts but definately dead if you have the balls
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k.o.
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Posted: October-01-2008 at 11:04pm |
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hahahaha good one..
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hasbeenskier
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Posted: October-01-2008 at 8:58pm |
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Then by definition I have neither....Doh!
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Posted: October-01-2008 at 5:02pm |
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Guts or balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions, but medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. |
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