2 Ladies

     Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
     
      1st woman:    Hi! Wanda.
     
      2nd woman:   Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
     
      1st woman:    I froze to death..
     
      2nd woman:   How horrible!
     
      1st woman:    It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
     
      2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
     
      1st woman:    So, what happened?
     
      2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart attack and died.
     
      1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.