“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

A woman asker her husband his opinion on her making her breasts larger. He says, " just rub a piece of toilet paper between them every day" She asks, "just what will that do?"
He responds, " Look what it did for your butt"

A redneck family from the hills around Cherry Valley, Arkansas was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.

I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, Boy..................go gitcha momma'

Andy and Marty... Really great jokes!!

An elderly couple in their 80's went 2 a sex therapist office and asked the doctor 2 watch them have sex. The doc is so amazed at such an elderly couple wanting sexual advise that he agrees. After watching them, the doc says there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way u have sex. He charges them $50 and they go on their way. The couple returns the next week and ask the doc 2 watch them have sex after several wks of this the doc finally asked the couple what they wanted him 2 find out. The old man replies "we're not trying to find out anything." I'm married so we can't go 2 my house, she's married so we can't go 2 her house. The Holiday Inn charges $98 the Hilton charges $139. We do it here 4 $50 and Medicare pays $43 of it leaving me 2 pay only $7 to get some ass! And since ur the doctor its confidential!!

Very Good!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”



The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:



1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat;

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl;

3. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate;

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter; and

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”

“Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”



The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."