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    Posted: January-02-2007 at 6:45pm
lol..........you are killin me here
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You know you're in a redneck church if ...
1. the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier

    because none of the members knows how to play one.



2. people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were ba$$

    or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.



3. when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys

    and two women stand up.



4. opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.



5. a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "it

    ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of" (don't you love it!)



6. the choir is known as the "OK Chorale".



7.in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church

    directory.



8. people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy .



9. the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized "Wheeling" washtub.



10. the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's

       Barbecue.



11. the collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.



12. instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call.



13.the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.



14. the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Tickled Pink".



15. "Thou shall not covet" applies to huntin' dogs, too.



16. the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya hear".





God Bless

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