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Poster112
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Posted: March-14-2007 at 2:37pm |
An irishman, englishman, and frenchman are sitting at the bar when 3 flies come in the window and land in the three pints of beer in front of them. The frenchman sees the fly and surrenders. The englishman picks the fly out and drinks the beer, anyway. The irishman pulls the fly out and scream at it, "spit it out you bastard!"
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Bob's2001
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Bein' it's almost St. Pat's
This Irish lass gets married and on her wedding night she dresses in a filmy, sexy nightie. When her new husband come s to bed he rolls over to go to sleep. She asks "Aren't we going to make love?" He replies, " I...I can't, it's Lent." Tearfully she asks, "Well, to who and for how long?" |
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Bob Ed
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that's right Bob!
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lol...happy soon to b st pattys day
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Bob's2001
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This Irisman goes into a bar and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants, The barkeep says "Sean, you have a steering wheel in yer pants". He replies,"Aye, laddie, and it's drivin' me nuts."
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Bob Ed
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