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scott8370 
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 Topic: One More Blonde JokePosted: May-07-2007 at 10:34pm |
Very cool..And on top of all the other good qualities she has...She's sooo good looking. John, I got your messages. Thanks for calling. I'll call you in the next week or two. Been real busy here lately. |
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jbear
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 8:21pm |
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Blondie; You know we luv ya.
Any guys here with a doubt as to Blondie's "cool" just go back to the pics of jbears 351 and check out the pics of Blondie sitting in the boat cleaning parts. That was inbetween running for parts and pizza. A keeper for MM. john |
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AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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BlondieGurl1443
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 8:09pm |
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Wait a minute, i think i get it, and it's not even Friday!
Just kidding guys! I'm not that blonde!!!! |
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jbear
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 8:06pm |
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Welcome back doc.
Jim: LOL! Blondie: Now seriously Lisa.......well you could always ask MM. john |
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"Loud pipes save lives"
AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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BlondieGurl1443
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 7:14pm |
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Here's a joke that i just dont understand......
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday! |
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 6:57pm |
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
>> > >finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting >> > >there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a >> > >blonde joke?" >> > > >> > >The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, >> > >husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, >> > >sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind --that you >> > >should know five things: >> > > >> > >1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. >> > > >> > >2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. >> > > >> > >3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in >> > >karate. >> > > >> > >4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional >> > >weightlifter. >> > > >> > >5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional >> > >wrestler. >> > > >> > >Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna >> > >tell that joke?" >> > > >> > >The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and >> > >mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 4:21pm |
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Glad to be back, i even missed my boy 79, glad to see you are fine and well Chris.
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Posted: May-07-2007 at 4:00pm |
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very funny boat doc, glad to have you back online.
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Posted: May-05-2007 at 7:10pm |
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----- Original Message ---2:29 PM
Subject: The Blonde & The Heart Attach... The Blonde & The Heart Attack A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You dirty rotten Witch," she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!" Jim, I thought you would like this one,thanx for the joke about MY SON |
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