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 Topic: Seven Degrees of CajunPosted: June-19-2007 at 4:57pm |
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things must be slow in the Bayou,
trans is coming along BC |
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Posted: June-19-2007 at 2:23pm |
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>> FIRST DEGREE
>> >> Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at two in the >> >> morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How >> >> should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. His wife >> asked, >> >> Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't know -- some man wanting to >> >> know if the coast is clear." >> >> >> >> SECOND DEGREE >> >> Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the >> >> sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror >> and >> >> says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, >> let >> >> me see!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks >> in >> >> the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" >> >> >> >> THIRD DEGREE >> >> Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a >> >> gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he >> finds >> >> her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls >> out the >> >> gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and >> puts >> >> it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" Boudreaux >> replies, "Shut >> >> up! You're next!" >> >> >> >> FOURTH DEGREE >> >> Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly >> >> said, "Go ahead and ask me; I know all of them." A friend said, "OK, >> what's >> >> the capital of Wisconsin?" Boudreaux replied, "Oh, that's easy, W." >> >> >> >> FIFTH DEGREE >> >> What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? >> >> "Is it mine?" >> >> >> >> SIXTH DEGREE >> >> Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his U.S. >> >> government class. The professor suddenly asked him, "Do you know what >> >> Roe vs. Wade was about?" Boudreaux pondered the question and finally >> >> replied, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he >> >> crossed the Delaware." >> >> >> >> SEVENTH DEGREE >> >> Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house broken >> >> Into and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once to report the >> crime. >> >> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit, >> patrolling >> >> nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the >> house, >> with >> >> his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the >> sight >> of the >> >> cop and his dog, then sank down on the steps. Putting his face in his >> hands, he >> >> moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the >> police >> for help >> >> and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See what's |
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