Atheists Holiday

Dog
That's a good one!
Someone should start a thread titled something like "Morning Lessons", and members could send in short funny, or interesting stories that help put a smile on our faces while we drink our coffee.
I'd start it, but I don't have any good stories (or stories you'd want to read early in the morning )

Steve

Court Sets Atheists Holiday

In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and
Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination
inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians
and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared,

"Case Dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your
honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur
and Hanukkah .... yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holiday!'

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said,

'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less
celebrate his own atheists' holiday!'

The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday
for atheists.
Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'

The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date --- April
1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,'
consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no
God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by
scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day
and get out of my courtroom!!