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OverMyHead 
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 Posted: March-11-2010 at 9:50pm |
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When I meet my future wife I knew she was Mrs.Right, only after we were married did I learn her first name was always!
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For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats.
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DrCC
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Joined: April-12-2004 Location: at home Status: Offline Points: 2868 |
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Posted: March-14-2010 at 8:47pm |
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This is probably old, but I swear it's a true story.
I told my wife that when she turns 40 I was going to trade her in for two twenties. She turned around and said: "You ain't wired for 220" |
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connorssons
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Joined: January-17-2009 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 1414 |
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Posted: March-14-2010 at 10:23pm |
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If thay didnt have a you know what? there would be a bounty on them.
  girlfriend just walked in.
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peter1234
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Posted: March-14-2010 at 11:10pm |
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not a wife story but i have a new girlfriend . we were sitting in my kitchen this weekend she wa smaking scampi. i saw my springer pup tossing something around in the air.turns out it was her brand new $600.00 glasses. no lenses left no ear cushions. and has never had a dog before . She laughed and said god he is so cute (puppy) is she a keeper?
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former skylark owner now a formula but I cant let this place go
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jbear
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Joined: January-21-2005 Location: Lake Wales FL. Status: Offline Points: 8193 |
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Posted: March-15-2010 at 2:35am |
Yes! Well at least the dog is. Had a Springer before Jo the TN wonder dog and Miss Mindy (the Springer) was the best dog ever. To be sure about the new girlfriend..we gotta see some pictures! john |
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"Loud pipes save lives"
AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
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connorssons
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Posted: March-16-2010 at 6:22am |
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If she is hot and can afford a 600 dollar pair of glasses she is a keeper! BTW does she have a sister
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eric lavine
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Posted: March-16-2010 at 9:39am |
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Peter...when she becomes your Wife the tune will change, cause you would then have to purchse her 1200.00 glasses, and there aint no action guarentee either
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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