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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

   This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by   using a Q & A format:

   Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?

   A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers..


   Q. Where will the government get this money?

     A. From taxpayers.



   Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

   A. Only a smidgen of it.



   Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

   A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.




   Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

   A. Shut up.



   Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:    


   * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China orSri Lanka.

    * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.


   * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or    China.


   * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico,    Honduras andGuatemala.


* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea..


   * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.


   * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


   Instead, keep the money in America by:


   1) Spending it at yard sales, or

   2) Going to ball games, or   

   3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

   4) Beer or

   5) Tattoos.


(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)


   Conclusion:


Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !


    

Riley wrote: (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)    Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !

LMAO!!

he has a set of brass heat treated balls, and i dont think the special interest or lobbyists groups will sway him....or even the real guys in charge..I think he would say FY, its my way or the highway....he has an alpha personality, he really is a leader.

63 Skier wrote: [ He's amazing, a billionaire that comes out of bankruptcy time and again smelling like a rose, but I wouldn't want him leading the country.

I would not mind the country smelling like a rose for awhile,

plus a knob job in the Oval office for him wouldnt be headline news. lol

the guy use to be a DJ on some morning zoo when he started out, that means he went for a communications degree and learned how to feed off of those that will listen. he would be more credible if he broadcasted from an underground location and gave his 35 million dollar salary back

Eric, hate to disappoint you, but I heard Trump on the radio yesterday and he said he was going to run, as a Republican. He had a lot of interesting things to say. His views remind me of Pat Buchanon.

Dave, Pablo Escobar made a ton of money...Beck feeds off of people as do the 300 million Bucks Howard Stern clips people for...they are radio hosts plain and simple. thats what they are good at.....feeding off of those that will listen is their talent.
Trump is a businessman, Real estate mogul....you give him a buck, He'll give you 2 back

Rush is the worst hypocrite I've seen in years - and a coward - can't stand him. Does Beck have any experience in business, being an administrator of anything? I don't know, really know very little about the guy. I've already stated my feelings on Trump, but there's no denying he has the experience in business.

I view the U.S. President as the biggest administrative job in the world, and when people with no experience running anything get a job like that it likely won't go well.

im not a fan of pillhead myself at all. beck on the other hand accepts government is too big and needs to stop spending. he realizes our kids will inherit this awful debt we are currently creating. realizes that government needs accoutability and get rid of the lobbyist.hes not perfect by any means but at least he sees theres a problem, and i like his thinking on fixing the problems. i think these tea party guys with the outcry of americans can move this country into the right direction. its gonna take many many years but it will get turned around, or i will be glad i collect guns and ammo.

eric lavine wrote: Beck in a way is like a TV evagelist along with Oxy whore addicted Rush, Bruce, i meant he wasnt your mainstream politician, i can deal with him being a pubby. what were his interesting points?

Glen is a constitutionalist and a believer in the individual, throughout his commentary he never drifts from that. He believes in the wisdom of the individual to make the best, and non-corrupted decisons. Govenment is supposed to be for the people and as it grows and transfers power from the community to the state to the federal level it can no longer be responsive to the individual, it becomes generalized.

Dhimmitude -- What does it mean?

Obama used it in the health care bill.

Now isn't this interesting? It was used in the health care law.

Every day there's another revelation of what Obama and his fellow Democrats are doing to our country.
    
Dhimmitude -- I had never heard the word until now. Type it into Google and start reading. Pretty interesting. It's on page 107 of the healthcare bill. I looked this up on Google and yep, it exists. It is a REAL word.


Amish, scientologists, Christian scientists and Muslims are exempt ...ARE EXEMPT...from the requirements of the health care bill. I think I could become Amish a whole lot easier than Muslim.

Word of the Day: Dhimmitude

Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-Muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to Islam.

Obama Care allows the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia Muslim diktat in the United States. Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking", and "usury" and is thus banned. Muslims are specifically granted exemption based on this.

How convenient. So I, as a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-Muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize Muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude.

Dhimmitude serves two purposes: It enriches the Muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to Islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to Islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y, and Z types who have no moral anchor. If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be a Muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?"

eric- yes picked up some ammo and some primers. its in my backyard basically so i have to!

ski- sign me up as well. amish guys have been raping the system for years. please sign me up. i pay over 900 a month in healthcare. dont get me started here.

over- i agree 90%.

once an addict, always an addict...Jimmy Jones employed hundreds, he too was an addict lol, these guy's are simply big mouths and prey on the ones that will listen and that is there "craft" they hire people to handle their money. same as doprah....except she is addicted to food
In my book, they surround theirselves with intelligent people....kinda like Bush did
im not on the addict kick but its not the type of person that should be in charge, Beck really did start out as a radio host on a morning zoo show, thats not a great background.

Thanks for the clarification Joe, I figured that was the case but didn't have time to look myself yet.

I'm not sure Hannity, Beck, O'Relly, etc. employ hundreds, negotiate contracts, make business decisions. I honestly don't know, and I think it's a critical point. If they don't, and handlers do it all for them, I think we should be wary of their ability to manage. I'm not saying they necessarily are bad candidates, but I do think it's worth looking into their specific skills and experience beyond just the rhetoric.

Limbaugh the coward - he carefully screens callers on his show. His short lived TV show had him alone sitting at a desk, no guests. His short lived stint on the football show ended quickly. He refuses to interact with those that might be able to effectively argue with him. He has no backbone.

Those ideas of Trump's make sense, but couldn't be implemented. It takes tact and diplomacy to get a tenth of what he's talking about accomplished, and he's saying he'll just do it. Again, and I'm sorry I'm repeating this but I think it's important, for all of you saying Trump takes 1 dollar and makes it into 2, just as many times he's taken 1 dollar, made it into nothing, and moved on with the help of bankrupcty protection. He'd fire himself if he had the chance.