louisiana humor

Message Topic Search Topic Options Post Reply Create New Topic Printable Version Translate Topic

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK 

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 

a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. bag of coffee, and 1 lb. package of bacon. 

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." 

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. 

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" 

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

--

Author	Message Topic Search Topic Options Post Reply Create New Topic Printable Version Translate Topic
boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: louisiana humor Posted: December-08-2006 at 5:50pm
	WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. bag of coffee, and 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly." --
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-08-2006 at 9:02pm
	never fail to crack me up.............keep em coming

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-09-2006 at 9:18am
	the build up with the 2% and the romaine got me eric
	"the things you own will start to own you"

boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-09-2006 at 10:01am
	Eric ,that was sent to amuse you,did I do the job rite?? How is the weather in Ohio,cool here today,74 for the hi on Monday,i am so glad ........ Winter belongs at the North Pole.....boat dr
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

Root Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: August-06-2006 Location: louisiana Status: Offline Points: 214	Post Options Post Reply Quote Root Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-09-2006 at 11:08am
	LOL thats a good one Billy. She had to ask, she musta been real ugly for a drunk to say that.
	RootRacing

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-09-2006 at 11:21am
	boat doc.... a sunami could hit you anytime,at least the front yard would get cleaned up 18 degrees on the way in, one of these days I'll be down to set up shop and you'll see some yankee work ethic
	"the things you own will start to own you"

jbear Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: January-21-2005 Location: Lake Wales FL. Status: Offline Points: 8193	Post Options Post Reply Quote jbear Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-09-2006 at 4:59pm
	eric; Get here sooner rather than later. I am gonna need some tranny work soon on my old boat. Now if we could get Scott down here I wouldn't haveta worry about wet-sanding. I'd just get him to redo the '80. I still drool when I see pics of that Torino he redid. You'll enjoy the weather. After 55 years in Cleveland I am lovin' it here. Lots to miss from up there execpt the browns (clowns- I was a 12 year season ticket holder, Sipe/Kosar era)and the weather. john
	"Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"...

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: December-10-2006 at 8:40am
	One of my good friends had season tickets in those days down in the pound, i would wear my greasy carharts and go down there every Sunday in those days. a matter of fact i just seen Bob Golic at Solon Home days, he lives in Solon. I use to think these guys got paid way to much, again I was wrong. he was close to 400lbs and could barely walk, he must of had size 14 shoes with no laces. he looked rode hard, after seeing him a changed my mind on thier pay, John, where did you live up here? dont worry about the tranny, you'll get the house discount
	"the things you own will start to own you"

louisiana humor

About CCF

Donate

Partners

Contact