Defective Alternator

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Up for sale is my defective alternator from Levittown Ford. This is not just ANY defective alternator, no sir, this is one of the Levittown Ford defective Motorcraft alternators you have heard so much about lately. Why buy a Levittown Ford alternator from their stock that is not guaranteed to be defective when you can buy this tested and certified defect? Unlike many quality products that provide a static level of performance, this one is guaranteed to randomly produce varying voltages from 11.6 to 14.9 volts, totally messing with your mind and the delicate electronics in your car. You will be the envy of the neighborhood as your lights randomly oscillate from a dim yellow glow to a brilliant white light while you and your passenger take bets as to whether the car will make it home before it goes dead. Make sure the loser understands that he is responsible for the cost of the tow should cost more than your motor club allows. Forget Milton Bradley, you can enjoy 6 to 8 hours of family fun and excitement while you coach your youngest child as they attempt to wiggle and distort their tiny fingers into the bowels of the deepest greasy crevaces within the engine compartment. Practice team building as you assign tasks for each family member. Teach your youngest daughter to trust her older brother as she climbs under the two ton car precariously perched on jack stands you hope he positioned correctly. There is something for each family member to enjoy. It will be an experience that will be remembered for years. Your family will learn an important lesson about purchasing parts from Levittown Ford online that they can apply to other online offers like the one from the deposed Prince in Nigeria who needs help with his fortune. Yes, with your purchase of this certified defective Motorcraft alternator from Levittown Ford (Levittown ford parts . com) you can rest assured that it has been installed during painstaking hours of contortion to guarantee your experience will be memorable. I offer the same gaurantee on this defective alternator as Levittown Ford. If for any reason the alternator works you can replace it at your own cost with one that is defective. After installing a replacement, or paying a shop to do so, you will receive another unwanted alternator in the mail provided you pay for shipping, but a refund for the alternator and any adjustment for the labor and cost of diagnosing the defective alternator is not refundable. Yes, you get to enjoy knowing that Levittown Ford has enjoyed the penetration of your wallet without having to buy you dinner. Is there anyone out there who wouldn't want enjoy a little more active sex life? Pricing was determined by calculating the approximate additional costs I have incurred during this epic experience, not including the inconvienience of losing the use of my car for nearly two weeks. Just like the guarantee offered by Levittown Ford I will send you another defective (or possibly working, but don't count on it) alternator if you are not completely dissatisfied with your purchase. Shipping and handling fee of $500 and a return authoriztion will be required before processing your order . Thank you for shopping with me for defective Levittown Ford Motorcraft alternators.

8122pbrainard wrote: John, I sense that you aren't very happy!

Why get angry when you can have a bit of fun with it? I was notified that Craigslist is tallying votes to include this in "The Best of Craigslist" I hope others get a laugh out of it and click to vote for "best of" at the bottom of the Craigslist page. It would be an honor to be recognized as an author of that caliber,