Birds & the Bees

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   A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. 

 At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.  When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. 

 If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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roadkingpuck Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: October-05-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 61	Post Options Post Reply Quote roadkingpuck Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Birds & the Bees Posted: February-15-2008 at 1:59am
	A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February-15-2008 at 10:26am
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