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boat dr
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Posted: May-08-2008 at 2:02am |
A successful rancher died and left everything
to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew alot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and<BR>he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.' (Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either.) |
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nates78ski
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Haha, definitely not where I thought it was going...not really sure WHERE i thought it was going, but def. not there haha
well done as always Doc. Nate |
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8122pbrainard
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Doc, You sure do have the ability of comming up with the good ones!! Where do you come up with them? Too much time on the computer? I thought you told me you were busy in the shop!!!
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eric lavine
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goooood one
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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1969cc
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Nice. I needed a good one this AM.
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87BFN owner
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Thnx for the laugh Doc. I am going to give you a ring either today or tomorrow. I have been not stop working since you called me the other day.
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Hollywood
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that was a good one
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