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    Posted: May-08-2008 at 2:02am
A successful rancher died and left everything
to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking
woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was
gay and the other a drunk. She thought long
and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided
to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard
worker who put in long hours every day and knew alot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch
was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the
hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and
the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and<BR>he didn't
return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he
returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room,
he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with
a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.
'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.'
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.'
He removed each gently and placed them neatly
by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.'
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at
him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again,
you're fired.'


(Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either.)



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Haha, definitely not where I thought it was going...not really sure WHERE i thought it was going, but def. not there haha

well done as always Doc.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 8122pbrainard Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May-08-2008 at 9:18am
Doc, You sure do have the ability of comming up with the good ones!! Where do you come up with them? Too much time on the computer? I thought you told me you were busy in the shop!!!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote eric lavine Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May-08-2008 at 10:13am
goooood one
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 1969cc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May-08-2008 at 12:57pm
Nice. I needed a good one this AM.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 87BFN owner Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May-08-2008 at 3:29pm
Thnx for the laugh Doc. I am going to give you a ring either today or tomorrow. I have been not stop working since you called me the other day.
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that was a good one
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