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Waterdog
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Posted: September-05-2008 at 1:23pm |
Ron & Bubba (Red-neck mechanical engineers) Were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.' The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, And laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her Pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'?and walked away. Ron shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!' Bubba and Ron are currently working for the government. |
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Is that the same company that Hollywood and 79 work for????????????????
Or were the names changed to protect the guilty????????????? |
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Kristof
Grand Poobah Joined: October-08-2007 Location: Bree, Belgium Status: Offline Points: 3399 |
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Great reply Doc!! LOL!!
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