The Buttocks

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied,

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

kiss you on the cheek.'