How to Save the Airlines

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   HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES ? 

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton 

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86BFN Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Gold Member Joined: July-28-2008 Location: Indiana Status: Offline Points: 882	Post Options Post Reply Quote 86BFN Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: How to Save the Airlines Posted: March-12-2009 at 3:54pm
	HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES ? Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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tullfooter Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: March-02-2007 Location: White Lake, MI Status: Offline Points: 2225	Post Options Post Reply Quote tullfooter Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-12-2009 at 7:14pm
	That's a stimulus package that would stimulate my package!
	Play hard, life's not a trial run. '85 BFN '90 BFN White Lake, Michigan

Hollywood Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: February-04-2004 Location: Twin Lakes, WI Status: Offline Points: 13518	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hollywood Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-12-2009 at 7:53pm
	Yay!

Behl Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: December-05-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 404	Post Options Post Reply Quote Behl Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-12-2009 at 9:46pm
	Sounds like some of the bachelor parties I've had charter our custom coach. Even had to keep driving on a couple of them.
	Steve in Indy Redone 1977 Ski Tique

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