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    Posted: April-08-2009 at 5:08pm
     A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
     four young mothers and their small children. 'You all
     have obsessions,' he observed.
     
     To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed
     with eating. You've even named your daughter
     Candy.'
     
     He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is
     with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's
     name, Penny.'
     
     He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is
     alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name,
     Brandy.'
     
     At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
     took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come
     on, d*ck, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
     Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go
     get dinner.'
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kristof Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April-08-2009 at 5:51pm
WAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another great one Dog!
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- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...

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Funny!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote eric lavine Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April-09-2009 at 12:27pm
my daughters name is Fe-Fe, and son's is Felix
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