Bob & Jim

     Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
     
     Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Obama intentionally ignoring our immigration laws?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic
     management?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we
     wanted to?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit
     of the law?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared
     bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
     
     Bob: "No the other one:.
     
     Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5
     Years"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they
     declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies
     of items they do not want?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal
     immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in
     order to bypass Congress?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al
     Queda"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to
     submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties
     voted 100% for Obama?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt
     to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
     investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money
     to fund his cronies?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one"
     
     Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "Forcing Americans into ObamaCare while exempting the politicians?"
     
     Bob: "No, the other one."
     
     Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65
     million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from
     taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration
     in American history?"
     
     Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

And this person is still president. We have issues.