Some true ,some not , All funny

     
          >Subject: FW: 3 Dictionaries
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          >LOL.. Some of this is true but not everything...
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          >DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
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          >40-ish................................49.
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          >Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
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          >Athletic...............................No breasts.
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          >Average looking....................Moooo.
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          >Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
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          >Emotionally Secure................On medication.
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          >Feminist................................Fat.
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          >Free spirit............................Junkie.
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          >Friendship first......................Former slut.
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          >New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
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          >Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
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          >Open-minded .......................Desperate.
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          >Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarra$$ing.
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          >Professional..........................Bitch.
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          >Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
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          >Large frame...........................Hugely Fat.
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          >Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
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          >DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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          >1. Yes = No
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          >2. No = Yes
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          >3. Maybe = No
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          >4. We need = I want
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          >5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
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          >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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          >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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          >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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          >9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
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          >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
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          >DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGL ISH:
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          >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
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          >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
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          >3. I am tired = I am tired
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          >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
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          >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
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          >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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          >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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          >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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          >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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          >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
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          >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

too funny

Thats great...I think its all true!!

   Looks to be legit to me.The truth hurts,but it's still the truth.

    Mike

I had to forward this to Mrs. Backfoot.

Her response:
Funny but a bit derogative toward women. You shouldn't be like that.
Have a nice Hump Day!!!!

My response:
Have a nice Hump Day! = I'd like to have sex with you.

I haven't gotten a response yet. Go figure.

I'm tired = Not a chance in hell
Have a nice hump day = Sports center hi-lite