ONE MORE BLONDE JOKE |
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Posted: August-09-2007 at 6:11pm |
>Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
> > He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. > > > > The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a > > story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. > > > > The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" > > > > Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." > > > > The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." > > > > Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" > > > > Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge > > did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. > > > > The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, > > "Fair's fair. Here's your money." > > > > Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM > > news and so I knew he would jump." > > > > The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." > > > > Bob took the money...... |
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good one, Boat dr, cant wait to show it to blondiegurl!
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