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Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245 |
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Posted: March-11-2008 at 2:07am |
was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out. Checking my
spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?' 'Yes, I sure do,' I replied. 'You a Republican or Democrat?' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied. 'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.? Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.' The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. 'Democrat!', I shouted. 'Hop in!', replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car!!!' She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. 'What's the matter?', she asked. 'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody!' |
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Kristof
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LMAO... That's funny as hell...
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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Waterdog
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You made me laugh @ 6:45 am
good one doc! |
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