FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS

FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.



FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.


FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.


FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.


FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.


FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'


FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you!!


FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital.


FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: have your number memorized


          FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.


FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends.
Which one are you?