GUTS OR BALLS

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Guts or balls.  There is a medical distinction.  We've all heard about

people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference 

between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are

listed below:  GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the

guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'  BALLS - Is coming

home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,

lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the

balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'  I hope this clears up any confusion

on the definitions, but medically speaking there is no difference in the

outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: GUTS OR BALLS Posted: October-01-2008 at 5:02pm
	Guts or balls. There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions, but medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

hasbeenskier Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: May-23-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1116	Post Options Post Reply Quote hasbeenskier Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: October-01-2008 at 8:58pm
	Then by definition I have neither....Doh!
	hasbeenskier

k.o. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: January-11-2008 Location: Aruba Status: Offline Points: 363	Post Options Post Reply Quote k.o. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: October-01-2008 at 11:04pm
	hahahaha good one..
	86 ski nautique

HM302 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: September-30-2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 21	Post Options Post Reply Quote HM302 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: October-01-2008 at 11:14pm
	thats funny...you may stay alive but injured having the guts but definately dead if you have the balls

Kristof Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: October-08-2007 Location: Bree, Belgium Status: Offline Points: 3399	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kristof Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: October-02-2008 at 6:01pm

	- Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...

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