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Waterdog 
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 Topic: The governmentPosted: November-03-2008 at 9:44am |
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The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that. |
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86BFN
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Posted: November-03-2008 at 3:22pm |
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I'd say that is a pretty accurate description Andy.
I think you nailed it. |
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Kristof
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Posted: November-04-2008 at 4:00pm |
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That's the hammer right on the head!
It's kinda strange that it also fits our government... 
Thanks for the good laugh Dog! |
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hasbeenskier
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Posted: November-04-2008 at 6:38pm |
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You left somthing out...They are likley to fail.
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