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Waterdog
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Posted: December-19-2008 at 12:29pm |
Subject: Great State of Ohio Aug. 12 - Moved into our new home in Ohio . It is so beautiful here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country. Oct. 14 - Ohio is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through all of the beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so graceful, certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on Earth. This must be paradise. Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very symbol of peace and tranquility here in Ohio . I hope it snows soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak tree is magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp, clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won, and the snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to the driveway because we had to go out and shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature in harmony. I love it here! Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love it here! Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that snowplow! Dec. 21 - More of that white *************** coming down. I've got blisters on my hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. ***************. Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the sonofabitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to melt this crap?? Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been inside since then, except of course when that SOB "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buried up to the windows. Weather man says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea how many shovelfuls 10 inches is?? Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and the ***************head actually had the balls to come and ask to b orrow a shovel! I told him I'd broken six already this season. Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get some food and a goddamn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit the bastard. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts ought to be killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you ask me. Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak tree in the front yard and it went through the roof. I should have cut that old piece of *************** into fireplace wood when I had the chance. May 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn salt they dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of rusted cow ***************. May 10 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Florida . I can't imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken State of Ohio .. |
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sanity
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HA ha ha...very funny! As Achmed says...location, location, location!
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eric lavine
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ha ha, those deer keep us in business, we just did one to where the antlers went through the hood, Ive never seen so much blood in my life...the average deer hit is around $2500.00,
I set up Doe in heat cottonballs on the sides of the freeways in my spare time. |
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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sanity
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Eric...that's not funny. Alot of people get hurt when they hit a deer.
This is why the insurance companies purchase coyote. |
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86BFN
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Eric, Got two this year in my Mazda MX-5. hope i'm done for awhile.
They ALL look big when you're settin' way down there. LOL pretty scary! Looks great now with new paint including racing stripes (painted on) then cleared over. |
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eric lavine
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sorry san,
actually i worked on a guy's boat this past summer and he was an EMS, and seen alot, but the worst one was the antlers came through the front glass and killed the woman (rest her soul). they are dangerous and i really dont wish a deer hit on anyone. 86, 2 came across me this morning on the freeway, they really are a nuisance and cost insurance companies in the millions. |
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sanity
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Yeah...I've heard stories about that happening, but never heard of it happening close to home here.
I've hit 2 deer and a turkey hit "me" last year. Flew right into the side of the Blazer. I watched it flop around for a minute and then it got up and ran back up the hill. |
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I once again just LMAO reading your great story Dog!!
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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Waterdog
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I'm in eastern North Carolina and one of my freinds at work left at lunch for his X-Mas vacation and is on the road to Midland Mich now. Driving north on I-77 up to Cleveland with the weather is trouble.
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eric lavine
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he make catch some ice, its suppose to drop later on, hopefully he is a good driver, I pass 77 on the way home and if I see some 2ND in flight plates I'll stop and help
he needs to hit the Pike, they keep it nice and salted. there was a price hike in salt so the interstates dont get as much |
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jbear
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Driving north on I-77 is trouble in nice weather...hope your friend makes it ok. I always say...lots to miss from Ohio...but not the weather...low 80's and sunny today. john |
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