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Waterdog
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Posted: April-08-2009 at 5:08pm |
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.' He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.' At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, d*ck, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.' |
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Kristof
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WAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Another great one Dog! |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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sanity
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Funny!!!!
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eric lavine
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my daughters name is Fe-Fe, and son's is Felix
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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