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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote scott8370 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-29-2006 at 6:46pm
More freaky than dirty. Let me think how I can give you instructions, and then I will post later tonight. You do need a total of three hands to get the effect.

PS. My wife says, I am the best at turning things around and making it sound dirty
Buy the way..I'm proud of that..I don't think she is as proud.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SkiLuNautique Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-29-2006 at 8:31pm
Interesting and probably a stupid question but am I reading too much into the fact that a guy with a screen name related to touching himself starts a post titled "I want It"?
I am guessing there is a one hand typist with a sticky keyboard out there somewhere.
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Do we know someone who gets excited when he looks at this yellow guy for more than 15 seconds
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Blondie
First you need a partner. stand or sit face to face with that person. Blondie, you hold up your left hand,your partner holds up their right. Now put them together like you are checking to see whos hand is bigger.(size doesn't matter in this case).You can now interlock your fingers with your buddy leaving only, your middle fingers pointing up. (this will look like you are giving each other the bird,backwards)Blondie, you can now use your right hand, thumb and middle finger and position them around the two fingers pointing up like you are going to pinch them..but your not going to pinch them.You just have to move them up and down gently like your...doing something dirty. That is the dead mans finger.
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What's a dead man?
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Originally posted by The Dude The Dude wrote:

What's a dead man?


You are, if you keep asking stupid questions!
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Man I love this site. At least I understand this thread a little more than when J_I_H and JEFF KOSTIS start on the electrical stuff. Then I just reach for the Beam.

Wonder where 79 has been thru all this. You gotta know this is his kinda post to just let loose on.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote eric lavine Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November-30-2006 at 9:49am
WW.... I think your Willie got seriously whacked.... by the way, which way does the water turn going down the drain over in your part of the world
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