Are you a redneck? Maybe...

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 We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pa$$ this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... 

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." 

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. 

You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." 

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. 

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. 

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. 

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag. 

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. 

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. 

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. 

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. 

God Bless the USA! 

May the LORD bless you & yours.............. 

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boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Are you a redneck? Maybe... Posted: January-15-2007 at 7:47pm
	Are you a redneck? Maybe... We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pa$$ this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. God Bless the USA! May the LORD bless you & yours..............
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

copcraft Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: October-07-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 165	Post Options Post Reply Quote copcraft Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-16-2007 at 12:00am
	Amen

SeattleFordFan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: April-18-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 190	Post Options Post Reply Quote SeattleFordFan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-16-2007 at 4:04pm
	Redneck is My style....
	Travs Where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is a way, it usually costs more money. 1980 Ski Nautique

SeattleFordFan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: April-18-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 190	Post Options Post Reply Quote SeattleFordFan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-16-2007 at 4:09pm
	This is how we roll in Washington...
	Travs Where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is a way, it usually costs more money. 1980 Ski Nautique

tjlake Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: June-23-2006 Status: Offline Points: 129	Post Options Post Reply Quote tjlake Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-16-2007 at 4:10pm
	boatdr, I am and there fore you'll understand this highest compliment....Bacatcha
	85 ski nautique

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-16-2007 at 8:08pm
	You ever see that movie "deliverance"? you boys is scarin me
	"the things you own will start to own you"

bwooton Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: June-13-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 91	Post Options Post Reply Quote bwooton Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-16-2007 at 9:40pm
	AMEN
	Thanks Bobby there's no replacement for displacement

05 210 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: February-17-2006 Location: Southern Maine Status: Offline Points: 1481	Post Options Post Reply Quote 05 210 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 7:59am
	That is the coolest coffee table I've ever seen. Definately nicer than an old wooden lobster trap. Mike
	Air Nautique 210 Team 640 hours, not 1 regret

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 11:26am
	It is cool, but I bet the wife does'nt think so
	"the things you own will start to own you"

SeattleFordFan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: April-18-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 190	Post Options Post Reply Quote SeattleFordFan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 12:12pm
	Wife probably wouldnt like the Honda with a wake board tower either, Still wouldnt stop me from having them.
	Travs Where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is a way, it usually costs more money. 1980 Ski Nautique

boat dr Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4245	Post Options Post Reply Quote boat dr Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 12:23pm
	I like the theme of that table, but is it a reverse rotation Ford? Sorry but the purist comes out ,being a redneck,don't mean i ain't got scruples.......... boat dr
	boat dr 1949 Dart 1964 American Skier

SeattleFordFan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: April-18-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 190	Post Options Post Reply Quote SeattleFordFan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 12:34pm
	I dont own that table, but that doesnt mean I wont build one. It looks to me that the original creator was smart, and used a Chevy Block, most likely cause they are easy to find, and less expensive. The wife would like that he saved some money building it....
	Travs Where there is a will, there is a way, and where there is a way, it usually costs more money. 1980 Ski Nautique

backfoot100 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: January-03-2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1897	Post Options Post Reply Quote backfoot100 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 1:37pm
	Did anyone notice that the table is doubling as a wine rack?

jbear Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: January-21-2005 Location: Lake Wales FL. Status: Offline Points: 8193	Post Options Post Reply Quote jbear Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: January-17-2007 at 10:05pm
	I thought they were beer bottles backfoot. Must be old eyes. john
	"Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"...

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