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    Posted: January-23-2007 at 9:52pm
Louisiana DEPUTY VS. LAWYER    

Only in Louisiana my friends.... Only in Louisiana ..... Too bad......

A lawyer runs a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks
that he is smarter than the deputy; because, he is a lawyer from New York , and
is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Louisiana . He decides
to prove this to himself, and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If
not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the s#@t
out of the lawyer and says,

"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"


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Perfect!
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I hope I never see that cop.... Again !!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote The Lake Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January-24-2007 at 7:34am
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote eric lavine Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January-24-2007 at 7:47am
A true Rodney king story,
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that was great, see he shouldn't have tried to out smart the cop.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Root Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January-24-2007 at 5:58pm
    Bet that lawyer turned around and hauled his a$$ back to NY.
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You know what the old saying is;

This country is run by lawyers.

This one should have kept running!
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Doc, you didn't even spell your own state right!
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