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   The Mechanic & the Cardiologist:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle  when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. 

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,  

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.  

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,  

repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year,  

a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the

mechanic..........

"Try doing it with the engine running"

   A buddy sent this to me at the shop today and I thought some of you gearheads might get a chuckle out of it.Carry on.

   Mike

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05 210 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: February-17-2006 Location: Southern Maine Status: Offline Points: 1481	Post Options Post Reply Quote 05 210 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: ENGINE HUMOR Posted: March-01-2007 at 8:38pm
	The Mechanic & the Cardiologist: A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.......... "Try doing it with the engine running" A buddy sent this to me at the shop today and I thought some of you gearheads might get a chuckle out of it.Carry on. Mike
	Air Nautique 210 Team 640 hours, not 1 regret

hasbeenskier Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: May-23-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1116	Post Options Post Reply Quote hasbeenskier Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-01-2007 at 9:08pm
	Good point., However in this day and age can you trust that you needed opening up or is the Doc just needing to make a payment on his 16 year old daughter's B.M.W.?....Gotta go I'm havin chest pains
	hasbeenskier

copcraft Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: October-07-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 165	Post Options Post Reply Quote copcraft Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-01-2007 at 9:11pm
	Very nice. Are you picking up where Boat Dr. left off. A joke a day would be nice...

hasbeenskier Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: May-23-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1116	Post Options Post Reply Quote hasbeenskier Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-01-2007 at 9:20pm
	Hey there Copper! You have got your bags packed? I gave you a bum steer on the weather for this week end, it is 30 to 40% chances of rain but next week is better.
	hasbeenskier

eric lavine Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: August-13-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 13413	Post Options Post Reply Quote eric lavine Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 7:55am
	great one
	"the things you own will start to own you"

Nautique2001 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: June-14-2004 Location: Massachusetts Status: Offline Points: 2832	Post Options Post Reply Quote Nautique2001 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 7:59am
	Good one, Mike! Hope all is well at the shop. Must be nice working for yourself. Ken
	Nautique 2001

copcraft Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: October-07-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 165	Post Options Post Reply Quote copcraft Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 11:45am
	Hasbeen Bags are packed. Flying out Sat afternoon for a week on the beach. Any weather will be better than what we have here. It's back to snow and a LOT of wind and cold. I'll be happy if it can be in the 70s down there. David

79nautique Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: January-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7872	Post Options Post Reply Quote 79nautique Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 11:58am
	So are you heading to Tampa David?

copcraft Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: October-07-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 165	Post Options Post Reply Quote copcraft Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 2:02pm
	79 Yes, My gal's family has a condo and apartment on Reddington Beach. If the weather is nice we'll be hangin' out watch the waves roll in.. Are you down that way now? I read you are down there a lot. David

79nautique Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: January-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7872	Post Options Post Reply Quote 79nautique Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 4:58pm
	I'm staying at my girlfriends cond by tyrone square it's not too far from reddington beach. Where's hasbeen located he's in the area isn't he? Maybe we can hit Ed for a ride on the americam skier.

copcraft Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: October-07-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 165	Post Options Post Reply Quote copcraft Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 5:17pm
	79 & Hasbeen If you guys line something like that up please let me know. It would be great to meet you guys. I'll be down there from Sat (around 9pm), until Friday afternoon. If you hook a ride on a boat and have room, or want to meet up for a drink,, you can reach me on my cell 815-370-9166. Hopefully I'll run into you guys next week. David

79nautique Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Grand Poobah Joined: January-27-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7872	Post Options Post Reply Quote 79nautique Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 7:10pm
	crappy week-end nice m-f hotter the closer it gets to Friday low-mid 70's

hasbeenskier Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: May-23-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1116	Post Options Post Reply Quote hasbeenskier Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 8:26pm
	David and Chris I am game. It would have to be an eve for me. Business keeps me from playing until 6P.M. or so. Lets do it! My cell is 727-612-4772 call me when you have time. Dave do you know the name of the Condo? I have alot of customers on the beach. Chris call me when you can.
	hasbeenskier

copcraft Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: October-07-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 165	Post Options Post Reply Quote copcraft Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-02-2007 at 9:24pm
	Hasbeen The name of the condo is the Gulf Mariner. It is right there on the main drag along the gulf in Reddington Beach. I am staying in the Azzarelli apartments which is behind the condos along an alley that also runs along the beach. We'll be there most days enjoying doing nothing. If you feel you have time some evening, my cell is in the post above. It would be nice to meet you and Chris. Thanks What kind of business are you in? David

hasbeenskier Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Platinum Member Joined: May-23-2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1116	Post Options Post Reply Quote hasbeenskier Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: March-03-2007 at 3:29am
	Simply stated I sell and service pool and spa heaters. I know the Gulf Mariner. I actually installed a pool heater there in 1999 for the City of Clearwater but they have never been a service customer. I go to church on Sundays and get home around 1 P.M. I generally work on the boat afterwards. I am sure you will want to decompress when you arrive so call my cell when you have an idea as to your agenda.
	hasbeenskier

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