A Little Southern Humor

A RUSSIAN AND BOUDREAUX, A COONASS WRESTLER FROM THIBODAUX, LOUISIANA
WERE SET TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL.
BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, BOUDREAUX'S TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID,
"NOW, DON'T FORGET ALL THE RESEARCH WE'VE DONE ON THIS RUSSIAN.
HE'S NEVER LOST A MATCH BECAUSE OF THIS 'PRETZEL' HOLD HE HAS.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LET HIM GET YOU IN THAT HOLD! IF HE DOES, YOU'RE FINISHED".
BOUDREAUX NODDED IN ACKNOWLEDGMENT.

AS THE MATCH STARTED, BOUDREAUX THE COONASS AND THE RUSSIAN
CIRCLED EACH OTHER SEVERAL TIMES, LOOKING FOR AN OPENING.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE RUSSIAN LUNGED FORWARD, GRABBING
BOUDREAUX AND WRAPPING HIM UP IN THE DREADED PRETZEL HOLD.
A SIGH OF DISAPPOINTMENT AROSE FROM THE CROWD AND THE TRAINER BURIED
HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS, FOR HE KNEW ALL WAS LOST.
HE COULDN'T WATCH THE INEVITABLE HAPPEN.

SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A SCREAM, THEN A CHEER FROM THE CROWD AND THE
TRAINER RAISED HIS EYES JUST IN TIME TO WATCH THE RUSSIAN GO FLYING UP IN
THE AIR. HIS BACK HIT THE MAT WITH A THUD AND BOUDREAUX COLLAPSED ON TOP OF HIM
MAKING THE PIN AND WINNING THE MATCH.

THE TRAINER WAS ASTOUNDED. WHEN HE FINALLY GOT HIS WRESTLER ALONE, HE
ASKED, "BOUDREAUX HOW DID YOU EVER GET OUT OF THAT HOLD? NO ONE HAS EVER
DONE IT BEFORE?!"

THEN BOUDREAUX ANSWERED "WELL, I WAS READY TO GIVE UP WHEN HE GOT ME
IN THAT HOLD BUT AT THE LAST MOMENT, I OPENED MY EYES AND SAW THIS PAIR
OF TESTICLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
I HAD NOTHING TO LOSE, SO WITH MY LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH I STRETCHED
OUT MY NECK AND BIT THOSE BABIES JUST AS HARD AS I COULD."

SO THE TRAINER EXCLAIMED, "THAT'S WHAT FINISHED HIM OFF?"
"NOT REALLY. YOU'D BE AMAZED HOW STRONG YOU GET WHEN YOU BITE YOUR OWN
NUTS."


We may not be the brightest bulb in the pack,but we get the job done.....boat dr