JBear, Mark, this is one for you...
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Topic: JBear, Mark, this is one for you...
Posted By: Kristof
Subject: JBear, Mark, this is one for you...
Date Posted: April-09-2008 at 10:30am
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LMAO...
Read in a magazine over here that when a woman does a parachute jump whilst being unmarried in the state of Florida, she could get arrested and go to jail for it... Okay, I know for a fact that JBear and Mark can be a little nuts from time to time, but I didn't know it was spreading all over Florida... LOL 
Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-10-2008 at 12:08am
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Here is nuts....for Christmas Patti bought me a parachute jump at a sky diving center here in town. You get a 10 minute class then up you go, strapped to another experianced jumper, to 13K ft and out you go. What a awesome rush. Two guys that work for me and my Pastor, plus Patti of course came out to watch. No fun for them, I made it ok.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-10-2008 at 6:03am
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My cousin and a good friend of mine are experienced free fall jumpers... I went a few times to watch them. Very cool.
This summer they signed me up for a duo jump at their club, like you did... Can't wait 
Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: skicat
Date Posted: April-10-2008 at 10:28am
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Jbear,
You must have been a little worried about the jump to have your Pastor already there!  ------------- Greg http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2427&yrstart=1981&yrend=1985" rel="nofollow - 86 BFN |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-10-2008 at 10:39am
LOL... Good one Greg 
------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-10-2008 at 10:48am
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i think he was more excited about the fact that he would be strapped to another humper, typo, jumper ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-10-2008 at 11:03am
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ROFLOL... Even better one, Eric!!
------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 12:51am
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The Pastor came on his own. My guy was a ex-Army JUMPER eric. Cool guy.
Like the new sig line Kristof. john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 1:03am
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Jbear, if you're out driving around tomorrow looking for some trouble to get into, we're hitting the lakes after I pick the boys up from school @ 2:00. If you got nothing to do, make the drive to O-town and we'll have a beer!!! ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 1:28am
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Your ears must be burning...just mentioed you on another thread.
Wish I could...boss not on tomorrow and I gotta cover for him and set up Saturday work projects. Rain check on the beers. Would like to meet the boys plus see you and the wife again. john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 1:44am
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10-4 I'll take pics to show you what you missed ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 2:57am
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Jbear,
I thought the whole point of retiring was to quit working. Not work more for less money. ------------- |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 3:12am
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James: sometimes retiring is all about getting the chance to do something totally different. And believe me...it ain't about the money!
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 9:39am
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why would you want to jump out of a good plane? it would take some of that Beam for me to even think about it ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 9:51am
He's really becoming Americanized, isn't he? ------------- |
jbear wrote:Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 9:54am
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lets start his paperwork ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 8:50pm
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I'll help sponser him.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 11:52pm
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Next, he'll be telling us his president past away this week. ------------- |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-11-2008 at 11:57pm
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Bruce: I don't get it....do they even have a President there....shoulda paid more attention in Civics class.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-12-2008 at 2:55am
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Charlton Heston... ------------- |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-12-2008 at 6:31am
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Thanks guys!
I love America more and more thanks to you all, but... I love my country even more (even with all it's flaws). So I'll remain a Belgian till I die 
But no worries... opened an account at the bank and made first deposit for Florida and Green Lake next year... 
Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-12-2008 at 11:26am
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make sure its not a national city bank, you may be better off stashing your doe in a shoe box. ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-12-2008 at 7:54pm
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Bruce: Was Heston their Pres at one time?
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-12-2008 at 8:33pm
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JBear, yes a few years ago. CH was Pres. of NRA, it is mostly a ceremonial position, but the saying was "CH is my president". NRA joke. ------------- |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-13-2008 at 12:50am
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Wow am I slow. I guess that I knew that Charlton Heston was Pres of the NRA. Kristoff is a Army (two-handed gun guy) so CH is his pres. Boy I hadta go pretty far to put that together.
Sorry Bruce...must be slower than usual. john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-13-2008 at 7:11pm
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I didn't quite understand Bruce at first too? but after a quick look at Wikipedia, I got it immediatly...
Good one Bruce BTW 
Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-13-2008 at 9:19pm
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John, it was me, getting my forums mixed up, although it wouldn't have surprised me if Kristof came out with that. ------------- |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-13-2008 at 9:46pm
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Kristof, How is Gun control in Willy Wonka Land? besides the using 2 hands, If you get mad about the Wonka thing I'll quit but every time I hear the word Belgium I think about chocolate ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-14-2008 at 1:32am
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Hey Adam; earlier in this thread you promised some pictures....well..
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: April-14-2008 at 2:22am
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They're right http://www.correctcraftfan.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10123&PN=1 - HERE ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-14-2008 at 7:24pm
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Eric,
I don't mind you talking so much about Willy Wonka... I'm glad you enjoy watching that movie every other day...
And you are right, we do have some fine chocolate here
Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-14-2008 at 8:29pm
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Kris, i have kids 3 and 6, i dont watch that movie once a day i watch it once every 3 hours, How's the ladies over the pond? even though your married you are entitled to an opinion ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-15-2008 at 4:42pm
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Eric, ouch...!
The ladies are as fine here as in the States... Sometimes I envy the guys in the middle East... I could easily have a harem LOL Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-15-2008 at 9:12pm
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Chantal does not monitor your C/CFAN activity I guess.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-15-2008 at 10:43pm
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sh-t Kristoff, you probably can't handle that firecracker you got at home. lol ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: MaddMarxx
Date Posted: April-15-2008 at 11:01pm
Kristof's Harem!!
I would like to see you fit them in your tub! ------------- |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-15-2008 at 11:06pm
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Kristof, your gonna need some flour ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-16-2008 at 5:16pm
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Mark,
You are AT LEAST as certifiably crazy as I am... JBear, She reads about everything I post... Laptop is in the living room and she sits right next to me on the couch. She has as much fun as I do on this site... sometimes LOL Flour Eric? Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-16-2008 at 5:44pm
Flour Eric? Kristof, I was going to post that question and then thought, I don't want to know. ------------- |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-16-2008 at 11:10pm
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if you roll the fatties in flour its easier to find the wet spot ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: MaddMarxx
Date Posted: April-16-2008 at 11:40pm
Sounds like Eric has done that a few times!  ------------- |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 2:26pm
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LOL
I asked myself the same thing Mark... Is he speaking out of own experience...??
------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 3:06pm
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Im not proud, its still a knotch in the 8 shooter ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Brktracer
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 5:06pm
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Hey eric, with all your experience you probably know the answer to this:
What does a fattie and a moped have in common? Matt |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 11:06pm
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oh yeah i do Brkt,
------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 4:24pm
Can you fill me in on this one...? (Oh, and I would like an explanation as if I were a six year old... wich mentally I am, if you ask my wife...  )
Kristof ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 11:40pm
Kristof...They're both fun to ride...but you sure to heII don't want anyone to see you with it!!! ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |